Review: Propaganda 101

I was hanging out with a couple of friends at the parkon an early Spring April Saturday. They sky wascovered with big fluffy clouds, the weather was thebest. Not to hot, not to cold, a little cool, but justright. I was starting to get board watching my friendsshoot bottle rockets out of their nose's so I decided tojust get up and take a little walk around the park. SoI did, everything was going fine, I was just steppingover homeless people, watching the kids have a goodtime, nothing out of the ordinary, so I thought.

Isuppose it was about 12:33 Pm when it happened. I sawher, locked eye's with her, and just all out went intoshock. No words can describe how beautiful this girlwas. Hourglass body, long auburn hair, hazel eyes,even cute little eyebrows that would make you say"aww." Now if you know ol Jeff you know I am a cowardand absolutely terrified by the opposite sex. But thisgirl was way to much for me, I just had to talk toher. My heart was pounding I was getting light headed,trouble breathing, fingers numb, everything needed fora paxil ad and then some.

So I approached her and thewords came out of my mouth. "hi." "Hello!" she saidwhile tucking her hair behind her ears with anincredible smile. I always thought this lovy dovystuff was insane until I saw her smile. It was enoughto melt the coldest heart. She had a cute little dogwith he, a Maltese I believe. "That's a prettybitchin dog" I said. "Yeah he's also a real handful"she said. I was taking her word for it because it wasthough if the dog was on coke.

We made small talk, Itold her about my life, told her I was a webmaster(cause we all know webmaster get all the chicks...)She told me she was visiting from California and wasan up and coming actress. Pretty cool I thought,Icould have listen to her all day. I was going to askfor her number, go out, marry her, take her back hometo Antrim. But I knew she would go to Hollywood andrun off with some soap stud while I go back toanswering hate mail from people saying Avril Lavigneis the punk rock princess that made it. We talked forwhat seemed like 5 Minuit's, but was really about7, She said she had to leave because her dog was reallymissing his chew toys. I told her to wait, I had somein my car in which my dog did not like (lie) shesmiled and said OK.

I just had to buy a little moretime to try and make some move before she was out ofmy life forever. I was in need of a chew toy, I wentback to the homeless people that I had previouslystepped over to try and get their KFC bones. No luckas they all teamed up on me and gave me a good woopin,wooo stone cold baby! I saw a sweet little girlplaying Frisbee with her dog, but there was no way Icould take something from a child. So I saw it, an oldrecord store. I went into it looking forsomething,anything. Then I saw some objects covered indust for 99 cents. I bought one.

I Went back to her, butshe was stepping in a limo and said sorry, somethingcame up and she had to leave. She told me it was nicetalking to me. Before she left I opened the dustyproduct and gave it to her dog to gnaw on. She smiledand my heart fluttered, she said bye. And then she wasgone. I was very upset for weeks. And thought hey, whynot laugh at other people sadness and that might cheerup mine. So I turned on the tube...and there was mygirl on a Soap Opera. The tears flowed for days afterI saw that. I just wish I could have gave hersomething more to remember me by. But all I did wasgive her some piece of crap chew toy for her dog toplay with, when in fact I should have bought a betterone. Well, I suppose I am not meant to be happy. Ohyeah they toy I gave the dog to destroy with it'steeth was the Rock Against Bush CD.